A Parrot For Sale

*A Parrot For Sale*

A lady walked into a pet shop demanding for a parrot.

*The owner:* "we have 2 kinds, one repeats everything you say & the other thinks for itself"

*Lady:*"I think I'll like the one that thinks for itself"

The owner brought out her choice & told her to quiz the parrot.

*Lady:* how do I look?

*Parrot:* like a prostitute

*Lady:* I won't buy it, this parrot is rude!

*The owner:* pls lady just give me a moment.....(walked towards the backyard with the parrot. He dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water & warned the parrot, "if u're rude to that
lady one more time I will drown u in this bucket". When the man came back to d counter he told the lady now ask the parrot anything you wish and I assure u that he will be polite.

CONVERSATION
*LADY:* if I come home at night with a man, what will u call this man?
*PARROT:* Your husband!

*LADY:* Good, what if I come home with two men?
*PARROT:* Your husband & your in-law.

*LADY:* Good! Good!, what if I come home with 3 men?

*PARROT:* Your husband, your inlaw & your brother!

*LADY:* Goooooood!!! What if I come home with 4 men?

*PARROT:* (looked back at the owner)....and said *"pls go and drown me, I said it earlier that this woman is a prostitute!!!*

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